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Going to the gym to workout, but neglecting to workout and talking to friends to avoid working out.
"Why aren't you working? This is a gym, isn't it?!"
"I'm working out! What are you talking about?"
"It's like you have workout ADD or something."
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Short for music Attention deficit disorder. Someone can't finish a song before changing to another selection.
"Don't let Chuck touch the ipod during the party, he's been mu-add lately.
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Anal Distraction Disorder,
New internationally agreed upon psychological term for the condition, (formally classified as TAPS), whereby the sufferer is prevented from concentrating on anything for any length of time due to an obsessive compulsion to scratch his arse. In schoolchildren this disorder results in their being unable to absorb any information at school, giving the (sometimes false) impression that they are too fucking thick to educate.
Thankfully the symptoms are now treatable by a variety of methods, including strong phsycoactive drugs (causing the sufferer to sit in silent terror of his own halucinations, but from the outside he appears to be concentrating hard on his lessons). Another more progressive treatment is omega 3 fish oil, which one presumably rubs on his arse to relive the itching.
Terrence Fucktard was pleased when his diagnosis was changed from TAPS to ADD, as he could now sell his prescription as 'trips' to his classmates
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A serial dater who is hopelessly incapable of a long-term relationship.
Yeah, that guy is awesome, but don't waste your time - he's an ADD Dater.
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A way of life.
Can present itself in many different situations, (ex: confidence, sadness, boredom, moment of weakness, attention seeking etc). Quick add roulette tends to be a ‘luck of the draw’ situation, you may get total babes and a few hotties or stalkers, it all comes down to how much you are willing to risk.
Directions:
1. Open Snapchat
2. Go to quick add
3. Add random people (a shit ton of them) of your desired sex (for extra precaution, look them up on instagram first to make sure they aren’t a creep)
4. Wait for them to add you back
5. Start snapping
6. Have fun! And stay safe
Vanessa: I’m so sad that Brad broke up with me
Sadie: You’re wayyyyyy hotter than him, just play a quick round of quick add roulette and you’ll be over him in no time, plus the added bonus of random dudes calling you cute and sending ab pics
Vanessa: wow Sadie, you’re a genius! Why didn’t I think of that!
This term is reserved for supervisors who you as a subordinate brief your way out of a jam on an excel spreadsheet. This can be most conviently described as when you are giving a briefing of some sort, like on an excel spreadsheet. And when you explain or brief your way out of a problem. The supervisor or boss will just add an extra column and you then fucked again.
What the fuck man? I thought you had briefed your way out of that jam. Yeah me too until that asshat pulled out the add an extra column to the spreadsheet. Yeah I know he did pull out the ball bag musket on you.
the "at the end of the day" benefit that a person brings to the table. the features that a person contributes that makes a situation mo' betta.
pete's not value add, he just decorates the bar . . . he's tres annoying cuz he just stands there and nods his head.
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