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It's a bad situation!
Adult education, it's a bad situation!
An adult who was born in the new millennium (Born on January 1, 2000 or later). Typically, someone born in the new millennium becomes a millennium adult when he or she reaches the age 18 (In most countries).
Scott to Mom: Hey mom.
Mom to Scott: Hey my baby, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 17 you are growing up so fast!
Scott to Mom: Actually mom....I'm 18.
Mott to Scott: Wait, no you aren't.
Scott to Mom: Yes I am mom. I was born in 2000, not 2001.
Mom to Scott: Oh no...my baby is a millennium adult (vomits)_
Scott to Mom: Are you alright mother?
Stop looking for a free teat..
Wean thyself.....
Take care of things with out help of "The Village"
Grow the hell up..
Got a brother that needs to Adult Up ..
Always looking for a handout not a hand up..
Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.
"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
The time of day when the sun is setting, when adults think it's too dark for kids to keep playing outside. The kids, however, insist there is still enough light out to keep playing for a while longer because it's not all the way dark yet. The adults think it's too dark out because they've been sitting in the house with lights on.
Mom yelling outside: "Kids, come inside. It's dark out there! Come in and wash, supper's almost ready!"
Kids: "Aw mom! It's not too dark out, we can still see the ball! It's only adult dark. 10 more minutes!"
Sub-adult: People between the age group of 18 and 24ish that are technically or kegally adults, but have no clue how to Adult.
Jay, the sub-adults need money again for school and I had to help them with scheduling their school break and getting plane tickets. One day the will actually be able to do something on their own, I hope!!
Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome
- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”
Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”
Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”
Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”