The African Turnover

When having sex while laying on your back, and your lady sticks a black dildo in your anus unexpectedly and your roll over in anger!

I can't believe she pulled The African turnover on me last night bro!

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African Sunset

A sunset that is big and low with a striking red/orange color

"Wow, that is a very African sunset!"

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Top African

1. A person who brings you a cup of water from the kitchen.

2. Getting the water in for the lads!

Example one

Person 1 : "Hey, I brought you a cup of water"

Person 2 : "Thanks, your a Top African!"

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Example two

Person 1 : "Be a top african and get the water in for the lads"

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African food

It’s delicious food that is soo expensive you can only eat it once

“Hey have you ever tried African food?, good, because neither have they.”

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African Munchies

The extreme munchies that one will get after smoking a massive amount of weed through conventional method, ie (blunt, joint, bowl or bong) and then chase it with pot brownies in hopes of satisfying the first set of munchies. Not only will you be blown off your ass, your munchies will match or surpass that of children starving in Africa.

We smoked 3 bowls each and a blunt, then intentionally ate a whole batch of brownies that just looked so good and gooey, after that we had the African Munchies.

(Not intended to be cruel, END WORLD HUNGER!!)

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African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

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African American

A politically correct term used in the United States for a black person. A black person could be 100% English but still be called African American by an American, even though they're neither African nor American.

American: "Look, it's an African American!"
Englishman: "I'm English, you dumbarse."

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