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Alabama Purebloods

a term used to describe families who reproduce with relatives to keep their family line pure and the same origin DNA.

My sister and I ran into some Alabama Purebloods who asked if we were married... We got outta there fast.

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021

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alabama roomba

The act of using your cousins back to sweep the floor while you're riding his dick.

That Alabama Roomba sure leaves a floor shiny

by Creampiedaddie March 9, 2018


Mccalla alabama

Mccalla Alabama is a city where all kinds of critters live such as the “ghettos” and “country’s” are located. Most of the teenagers in Mccalla,Al usually hang out at “the pig” in Mccalla, there is not any of attractions located in the city so underage drinking, vaping, and smoking pot is the fun thing to do! If you go to Mcadory high school you will see a lot of excellent things! Such as: Ankle monitors, Guns, And fights. Welcome to Mccalla, Al.

Hey John wanna go to Mccalla Alabama? Sure! Let’s get fucked up

by KityKatWest150 March 10, 2021


Alabama Brownie

When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.

Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.

by Moax O’Neill June 7, 2019

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The Alabama Phase

Ok in each family 1 or 2 people will get it and that person will try to date your siblings or cousin it will last about 3 months - 3 years, and once the alabama phase is over for that person another person will get it, it only happens to the ages of 7 - 14, it can spread to other people if they make a sexual move by you so to not get it you got to avoid the person until its over, but if you already had it you will be immune to it! And no this is not a joke.

The Alabama phase.

by TwinkBeater February 1, 2021


alabama potluck

A party of at least 3 people engaged in sexual intercourse, where at least 2 members of the party are directly related. Alabama potlucks often consist of standard practices such as Alabama Hot Pockets, Alabama Iced Tea, Missionary, and Alabama Hot Chocolate. Nobody finishes.

Boss: Why is the floor all wet?
Gary: My cousin Brenda, Russel from accounting, and I held an Alabama Potluck yesterday evening. We accidentally spilled some of the Alabama Iced Tea.

by Mike Malek(y) October 7, 2017


alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017