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David Alan is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a David Alan, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
You're amazing, David Alan.
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When taking your girlfriend from behind, fart in your hand and (cupcake) her.
Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan
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The greatest comic book writer of all time. He has written such magnificent works as The Watchmen, V for Vendetta, or From Hell.
He is also known for having an extremely long beard.
Alan Moooooooore!
Yay for Alan Mooooooooooooore!
I love Alan Moore!
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On July 9th 1941, Alan Turing and his team cracked the the German Enigma code. This reduced the possibility of the war lasting a further 2 to 4 years. However, this war hero was later sentenced and charged with "indecency" on March 31st, 1952. He chose to undergo hormonal physical changes, also referred to as Chemical Castration, instead of imprisonment. The course lasted 1 Year and ended in 1953.
On the 7th June 1954, Alan Turing died and was found by his house keeper, the cause of death was Cyanide Poisoning. This is where wide-spread controversy comes in. People claim he killed himself due to his hormonal therapy, but he finished this over a year ago. It is also said that Turing had reportedly 'Borne' his treatment and legal setbacks and shown no signs of despondency prior to his death.land left no suicide note. Others claim it was accidental. He was carrying out an experiment where he was using Cyanide. In the autopsy, findings were more consistent with inhalation rather than ingestion. He was also known to eat an apple before bed and leave it half eaten on some occasions, him being found dead being on of the times it was left half eaten. So, he could've ingested some, but he had more intake via inhalation to the point where it became fatal.
However, his legacy continues even now and each day we use what he helped develop and that is a 'Computer' Turing helped lay the groundwork for modern computing and artificial intelligence, these are also known as 'Turing Machines'.
Person A: Wow! It was amazing how we were able to win so many battles, we had great, strong armies!
Person B: Yes, but did you know none of that would've been possible without a man named Alan Turing cracking the German Enigma Code?
Person A: Who?
Person B: Are you paying attention? Good. If you are not listening carefully, you will miss things.
is better than Cole Horseurgh at video games :D
cole is pish and alan Murchison is swag and no pish cause alan is swaagy
My lovely boyfriend that I hope to one day marry and start a new life with. I love him so very much. He's so funny, handsome, cute, and overall amazing. Sometimes he can make me a bit mad when he teases me but I still love him and always will love him. I want to kiss him forever as he holds me in his arms. I love him so much. I fell in love with him and I don't think I'll ever stop loving him. I don't mind what he does to his appearance, I fell in love with him for him. I want to be his wife someday. I love you, Alan. I don't think I'll ever stop loving you. <333333
Lila Smith, do you take Alan Masecar to be your lovely Husband?
"I do!" <333
The sexual act of cumming into the air and then heading it so it hits someone in the face
Your mum took an Alan Shearer from me