Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

Roasted Neckless Almond

A Mexican short math teacher.

Man Richard has no neck he is such a roasted neckless almond.

Almond-esque

Having a resemblance to almonds.

"Your eyes are almond-esque! I wish I had their shape."

Almond Breeze

When a man nuts on a woman's ass hole and she farts the nut back at him

Hey baby, lets do something kinky tonight, want to try an almond breeze?

Almond Water

Almond Water is found in the Backrooms. Almond Water Incorporated is the leading supplier of Almond Water in the Backrooms.
Almond Water can also be found naturally in the Backrooms. Almond Water is usually safe to drink. It has the faint smell of vanilla and rose water. It can be found in many variants, but many are unsafe.
Almond Water has many medicinal properties such as being able to cure transformation, replenish sanity, and improve focus. It is very hydrating and has some nutritional value.

"Almond Water is a must in the Backrooms."

white chocolate almond

code name for an npc blonde aussie

friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?

me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!

friend: hell yeah

Almond Brain

A person with a tiny almond sized brain.

"Steve has an almond brain