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roasting the almond

when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!

by nastychicken April 04, 2016


hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

by Ethan_is_cool April 06, 2021


roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014


Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 25, 2018


Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие)

Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.

Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..

by dihanov October 29, 2024


The Spicy Almond

The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".

Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about

by shottymcshotface November 30, 2020


Super Almond Water

A more enhanced version of almond water, with more healing power.

Super Almond Water is found in the Backrooms.

by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022