when you warm your lady loins while your roommate is out of the room
My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself
A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny
ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"
Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"
Phil: "A stick!"
Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"
Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!
Translated from Bulgarian (Бадемово Щастие), Almond Happiness comes from a R34 post of Almond Cookie, a character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. In the image Almond Cookie showed naked with his arms crossed, while his body and dick (happiness) is hyper (the character's anatomy is unrealistically large). It can also be used to name a person who's dick is hard as Almond Cookie.
Valyo: You remind me of Almond Cookie with your hard dick...
Bartolov: Really? My Almond Happiness (Бадемово Щастие) is ready to penetrate you..
The act of using hand sanitizer as lube, covering your urethra with it. Using the same principle as bubble-blowing, as you cum your semen will then mix with the alcoholic hand sanitizer. Your partner will prepare by holding a lit lighter in front of your penis then igniting your cum. They will then proceed to take it as a flaming shot and swallow your flaming fluid. Then completes "The spicy Almond".
Chad 1: Yo I just gave my girl the spicy almond last night.
Chad 2: Shit, did you burn her?
Chad 1: Yea but, she has chlamydia, so she has other burning lips to worry about
A more enhanced version of almond water, with more healing power.
Super Almond Water is found in the Backrooms.