how is that even an option?

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.

John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?

don't even fret

calm down

person 1 *freaking out*
Me "chill out, don't even fret dog"

I was not even trying

what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.

player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying

Don't even @ me

A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.

Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...

can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

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I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.

"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"

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Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

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