First Possum

The Kenyan Beaver.

Barack says Michelle is the first Possum he ever ate.

Playing possum

When you take someone home but then come to your senses, so you 'play possum' so to avoid having to deal with their presence.

Friends: omg, I can't believe you took him home last night

Betty: Don't worry, I just ended up playing possum - phew!

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Possum surprise

when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.

I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!

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Possum in a sack

Possum in a sack
A girl who acts like a dead fish in bed. Possum(girl playing dead) sack(bed)

I was hooking up with Bobbie Sue McGillicutty the other day, she was a total possum in a sack, she just laid there and did nothing as I was giving her the best 2 minutes of her life.

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Possum Pussy

When a woman's pussy is about to get fucked and it starts to hiss at you. Upon penetration the pussy goes dry and plays dead.

Damn Felicia your possum pussy is a phat turn off. Where is the lube...

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possum-fuck

an asshole who is super rude

fabian:"eww!!you look really icky!"
kara:"you're a possum-fuck!"

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awesome possum

combination of the word "awesome" and "possum"!

text message: "hey, my wedding date is on june 26th, mark your calendar"
reply: "awesome possum"

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