Get this guy outta here! Angelo usually has an extra toe and hosts a podcast on podcasts.
I was going to go to the party but I decided to pull an Angelo.
angelo is a fatty that gets absolutely no play. he sits in his room all day and plays fortnite and occasionally gets up but only to walk to mcdonald’s which is right across from his house. he even has the mcdonald’s app to get free food bc he’s obese and poor. he likes to date underage girls that do swim or girls that have the last name of dyke. in his free time he likes to swim but usually ends up sinking due to his excessive weight.
yo did u see that fat ass at mcdonald’s?
yeah that was angelo
An Angelo is believed to be very wise and honourable , a Angelo is believed to be living imbodyments of ancient greek gods. More specifically an Angelo has powers like a god but he doesn’t want to disrupt the human minds by revealing his true power and grit.
“Wow you really are a Angelo, how did you slay that beast all on your own”
“Just Angelo it already”
“ Angelo please teach me your Angelo ways
The prettiest mother fucker you will ever see. Actually touched by an angel at birth????? They are the kindest person you could ever meet and are very accepting. Also very good at art!! Also did I mention they are pretty?
Angelo is my best friend <33
Usually a chubby kid who could pull girls but decides to focus on other things and is super smart and somewhat athletic
An Italian guy with crazy eye lashes and too many toe nails. His love of g-strings is only matched by his love of socks. He smells like body odor mixed with pickles. Angelos wog slow but are fast to lay bricks, with killer dance moves like the centipede and the armadillo skip. He makes babies that look like Dr. Fauci so he’ll always be one of a kind. Angelos can grow a kneecap in half an hour that make all the ladies hilarious and the fellas lying snakes. He understands more Latin than he speaks and speaks more sign language than he understands. Angelos will live lives of rich sky diving and cheap belly dancing. Run to the Budweiser factory this Sunday to get yourself and Angelo before they run out!
That Angelo has nice kneecaps!
Has a stinky little face, a brown-haired wannabe skater pro boy that dies his hair blonde for clout.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that little shit Angelo that was tryna be edgy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looks like a right bellend.