You don't have to get me anything

You better get me something!

What would you like for your birthday?
You don't have to get me anything.

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You didn't have to cut me off

You didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono
Naujusembadyeausetono

Elanfelafilncof all the times you screwed me over
Wellameybellithaithas always something that ive done

But i dont wanna live that way
Eveninenteeverywod you say
I said that you could let it go
Wenawudycatchuangoposobadidataiusedtono

But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
Abonidonidiolo
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didnt have to stusolo
Evifrienskolettoinconsinto change your number
I guess that i dont need that though
Naujusembadyeausetono
Somebody (Auseteno)
Now your just somebody deausetuno
Somebody (Auseteno) PARIS
Parisisombadytheayousetono
Ausetuno, Deausetuno Ausetuno Some paris

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You Should Have Bought a Squirrel

A funny, and quick way of saying "In hindsight". A reference to something done in the recent past that led to something going wrong, something that didn't have to happen if the person made a different choice.

Instead of saying: You know, in hindsight, you really didn't need to drink seven cups of coffee. Now you've made yourself sick.

Just say: You should have bought a squirrel.

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fucking mug, because you don't have a

Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(

"Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."

There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.

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Have you seen chef?

Have you seen Chef is a Filthy Frank reference to the movie Chef created by Jon Favreau. The movie was introduced as a joke in an episode of the Filthy Frank Show called Vomit Cake. It's a pretty good movie.

Have you seen Chef?

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Have you met Ted?

An introductory technique initiated by a single person's Wingman, first seen in the CBS Comedy "How I Met Your Mother". The Wingman gains the attention of a prospective partner for their friend, by tapping them on the shoulder, and then stating only the line "Haaaaave you met Ted?" (substituting the name of "Ted", the main protagonist of the show, with the name of the single person), and then walking away, leaving the newly acquainted pair to continue a conversation. This technique is often done to the dismay of the single person.

*Wingman Taps random on the Shoulder*
"Have you met Ted?"
Random: "No, I haven't---"
Wingman walks away.
Ted: "Hi, I'm Ted"
Random: "Hi, I'm Cindi".

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Have you sawn a phosphorous

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet

Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous