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When your cousin eats a whole bag of Cheetos and then gives you a dry handjob.
My cousin Sheila just ate a whole bag a Cheetos then gave me the worst Arkansas Orange Roughy I’ve ever had!!
While fishing with your buddies, the act of removing your clothing and fingering your belly button while simultaneously jiggin or jerking your/their rod.
Poor Paul was never quite the same after he got one of them Arkansas Shauntails…
When you poop in someone's garbage disposal and turn it on
Man 1: Why does it smell bad in here?
Man 2: Dawson through a killer party last night and someone got trashed and decided to make an Arkansas Chili Bowl
When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"
The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy
Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!
When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth
She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.