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When every male members of a family has sex with every female family members until they have all had each other at least once
Damn Billy you look tired today, yea I was at a Arkansas Family Reunion this weekend now I’m worried if my aunt is pregnant.
visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father
went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.
a man who walks around hacking so loudly the sirens in the school go off and the hallways fill with mucus.
HACK COUGH PHHHSHT SPLAP BEEEEP BEEEPPP
--- now thats an Arkansas Janitor
The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
Arkansas girls are beautiful, strong, and love able. They know how to have fun but at the same time they know how to be serious. If you ever find a true Arkansas girl never let her go. You will never find someone like her again. If you let her she will give you all of her love! She is not a city girl but she is not a total farm girl ether. She is just an around lovely person!
Y’all are such Arkansas girls!
When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
The initiation of fellatio on an uncircumcised penis before it is fully erect, leaving the foreskin dangling like a wind sock. Arkansas is the home of Big River Steel, where the technique was pioneered.
Cashier: Why is your foreskin so floppy?
Customer: The missus just gave me the old Arkansas wind sock.