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A church founded in the 1800's by William and Catherine Booth; started as "The Christian Mission." It was started because Booth was tired of his church turning away the homeless and the drunks off the streets. It has now spread around the world, and it has branched out into disaster relief, shelters, rehabilitation centers, thrift stores, and many other charitable works.
Kid 1: Hey, I'm going to church after school. Want to come?
Kid 2: Oh that boring one on 9th street?
Kid 1: No, the cool one. The Salvation Army.
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A guy with more than two arms.
A:"my sister dated an army guy once.."
B:"orly, how army was he?"
A:"he had 3 arms".
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the subway army. . a place where away football fans get fuck kicked outta them
you have been visited by the subway army!!
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A group of hooligans who fight for wolverhampton wanderes they are famously known for lureing there enemy in to the underpass which is like a subway and ambushing them
hey look a west brom fan get him
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An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.
"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"
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Likely the most honest US military commercial ever broadcast. Although the intended message is undecipherable, a soldier running through the dessert by himself, to anybody who has been in the Army recently, the message is clear. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN AND YOUR ASS IS IN GREAT DANGER - How the fuck did I get myself into this mess?.
The people here hate me. Many are trying to kill me. What the fuck are we here for, anyway? I don't want to be an army of one anymore. Give me some ruby slippers and get me back home.
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Any child that grew up with a parent or guaridan in the Army. Moves a lot, has had a military I.D. since age 10, lived on a military base or near a military base their entire life. It kind of sucks and is kind of cool at the same time. Army brats are normally very outgoing, since they have to make all new friends everytime they move.
Kid one-"Jim lived in 14 places since he was born, and went to 11 schools."
Kid two-"Yea, he's an Army Brat."
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