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something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason
wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after
what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you
heh
but i lava you :)
its a word that you have to thank a person
i hate you
me: thanks~
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'I hear you' or 'I hear ya'
Old hippie expression for accepting another persons statement/oppinion even if you do not agree with them, because you respect the other persons right to their own oppinion and freedom of expression and speech.
Asshole: Hitler had the right idea,
he was just an under-acheiver!
Hippie: Mmmkay, man... I hear you!
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The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.
Dan: I love you
Melissa: I love you too, honey.
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If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."
If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
The only person who ever loved you was your mother.
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Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.
REAL:
"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."
"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."
FAKE:
"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"
"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
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a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.
chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."
hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."
christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.
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