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When a scammer is upset with you because you used up the gift cards they asked you to buy.
Person talking to scammer: "So I just have to enter the card number like this?"
Scammer: "NO SIR! DO NOT REDEEM!"
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old def: put arm around a girl, cuddle, just touch
new def: unclip bra, mess around, make out
we do what we do
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do it grip means when the girls pussy grips the dick and chokes the meat
ben- do it grip
Kayleigh- yes it do grip
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When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.
Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.
Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.
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When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.
Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!
Getting outta there quick time
"do the dash then I go out my way" -Tay-k
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A scene from Shrek that is often quoted to motivate someone to do something.
A way of peer pressuring someone.