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Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
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A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
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All girls need to slap the boys ass and call em thick!
National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22
National girl slaps boys ass day All girls slap boys booty for revenge
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.
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When you slap your girls booty every Friday
National slap your girls ass day-Today’s national slap your girls ass today so I’m going to slap your ass
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A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!
Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
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Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
Slap your bestfriends ass
" guess what? ITS NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTFRIENDS ASS DAY"
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