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This expression is akin to "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed" or "Who pissed in your Cheerios?" To have a "hair" across ones ass means to be overly sensitive to irritation. Usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.
What do you have a hair across your ass about?" "Bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his ass
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Uttering bullshit or talking nonsense. Most commonly done by managers and corporate whores.
Employee: Will you make some sense and stop talking out of your ass?
Management: YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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"High up your ass" is a term to define person who is too boastful, who thinks he knows everything and is too good for everyone else.
She wont go out with me, she is too high up her ass.
You are so high up your ass if you think you can solve this task alone.
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laugh so hard a something you pretty near fall off your chair.
side splitting
When he crapped in his pants on stage I nearly laughed my ass off.
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a euphanism for beat up.
also refers to being put down, insulted, or caught in the act of doing something you shouldn't.
basically, you can apply it to anything, as it's a really useful phrase.
bitch, you mess with me, i will hand you your ass!!!
i just got my ass handed you me by my math teacher for texting in class.
Lindsey Lohan got her ass handed to her in court. twice.
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1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole
1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"
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