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When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
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Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...
1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*
A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
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Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.
Bob: Ur mom gay.
Thomas: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary
*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends
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Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.
Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.
When a girl look like one of them hot auntys u have - sort of like a milf but different
Moey: bro that girls a weapon Theo: I know brah she’s full aunty spec aye
An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie
Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion