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When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
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Worse then your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grand-pap a trap...
1:Your mom gay
2:Your dad lesbian
1:No u
2:Well your granny tranny
1:Your grand-pap a trap
2: But your auntie drops her panties
1:*ded*
A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.
Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"
to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover
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Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.
Bob: Ur mom gay.
Thomas: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary
*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends
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An elderly lady that does things irrational
Don't to aunty Moni's house aunty werey ni
A magnificent blow job you give to a sexy boy, you leave your heart and soul on dat dick and leave him wanting the kitty
“Did you have sex with him?” “No but I Auntie Lisa-ed him”