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A camp founded by the two iconic lame brothers, "The Leyland Brothers" the great Aussie bush camp is located somewhere behind this fail attempt at making the famous Abo rock; Uluru. The great aussie bush camp which isn't great at all has the worst food peasants could buy, cabins that were made for Oomper's and cool activities. Most activities though are often and most likely permanently closed or "Under Construction". This is a family park, aswell as a camp that schools who cant afford to to pay for a trip to the corner shop, would pay to go to.
Sandy: "Hey Alf! Did you ever end up going to the Great Aussie Bush Camp?"
Alf: "You mean that place that offers burgers that came from your grandmothers armpits?"
Sandy: "Yeah! that place!"
Alf: "Yep.."
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Aussie:last night a the bus stop there was this kid staring at me so i snaped him
You:Fo' Sozze my aussie
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when a "kangaroo" happens to jump in a "hole"
bob: hey mate let's mate
jill: not on your life, bub
bob: well let's just mack then (naked!!!)
jill: ah!!!! you just cuzz is a gay aussie
bob: sorry mate, i can't control myself...
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The act of acquiring a boner, then tucking it between your legs whilst your bitch inserts your dick into her Vag doggystyle.
Skip 1: I was trying to hide my boner in between my legs when my bitch snuck up behind me and gave herself a Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
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Similar to the "Dirty Aussie Beef Burger", the Dirty Aussie Double Beef Burger (D.A.D.B.B.) is male on male. It is the sex act of both men acquiring boners, tucking it between the legs and inserting it into each others asses while in the doggy-style position.
DUDE! Is that two goats fucking each other in the ass?
No man, that's a “Dirty Aussie Double Beef Burger”
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
Joe: why is the plane spinning
Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY
When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN
joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY