something awful

At least it's better than Maddox, right?

Something Awful is a website.

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aw yeah

A single unit of measurement for an ass. An aw yeah is gender neutral and can be expressed by the following equation, where HPC equals Handfuls Per Cheek, mole equals atomic mass and x = people in the room.

(jlo/HPC) * (ga-dunk-a-dunk/mole) = a + w^x + yeah

check that ass. is that an aw yeah? awwwwwww yeah!

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Aw tysm

Wait how does she know?

Guy: Your cute

Girl: Aw tysm!

Guy: Aw tysm? Does she know..
Girl: He's so sweet

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Aw hell no

The highest humanly possible level of fatness, recently discovered by Dr. Gabriel Iglesias. The previous top level of fatness was considered to be "dayum".

Person 1: "Dude, look at that fat guy."
Person 2: "Aw hell no!"

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Awful waffle

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

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something awful

A website which used to be funny, but now only attracts people with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people. (See also: goon.)

Most of the creativity has been sucked out of Something Awful by the repetitive use of lame catchphrases and wanksters who vandalize message boards and forums. This is why Something Awful has deservedly gained a reputation for being a haven for pathetic little shitstains and lamers.

Being a comedian is about making other people laugh, not making yourself laugh. No wonder Something Awful can't find the funny anymore.

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aw yeah!

An expression often used by the Jersey Shore cast, more specifically, Pauly D. It is shouted at random times and is used for no apparent reason. Used to show exitement or agreement. Mostly followed by another "aw yeah!" by another cast member as an echo.

randomly at dinner time...
pauly D: "aw yeah! champaigne yeah!"

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