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The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.
Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)
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The Texas Backhand Slap. The art of licking ones hand and administering a backhand to anyone within reach.
Paul was acting up so his stinky ass got a ta-bap.
Ashley was being a slut so she got bap-ta-bap-ta-mushroom slapped.
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The phenomena of a women being so fat, they have developed breasts on their shoulder blades...
Rachel wore a second bra, back-to-front, to hold her back baps
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An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.
Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps
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The sound a robot makes when he jizzes in his pants.
BEEP. BOOP. I just bapped copiously.
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part of head usually the back side, good for hitting.
When I do or say something wrong my girlfriend baps me in my head or gives me a bap head.
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A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.
Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!
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