Do you see that cholo over there in those sweatpants he’s got that BMW
Big Money Waster. BMWs are known for their unique way of breaking down every few days. Not hating just stating facts
Friend: “Hey man can you come and pick me up”.
Me: “Is it the BMW again”?
Him: “You already know”.
Bowel Movement Window: The time of day that you reserve to move your bowels. For some, in the morning.
I can come in to work on weekends after 8am. My weekend BMW is from 6 am to 730 am.