Ight so boom ..Aug 5 bod mon day, don’t cry over no bitch nor nigga , don’t expect anything from anyone.. get to the fucking bag, smack a bitch if have to but Aug 5 post a picture of yu being a bod mon , Drippppp , LMFAOOO. Don’t forget make this shit legendary !
“Yo smack that bitch ”
“Ight bet”
“SHAPOWWW”
NATIONAL BOD MON DAY
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when you get Black Out Drunk and Ride A Man like a pony!
A: girl what you wanna do tonight?
B: its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!
A: gettt ittt!
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When a person becomes so morbidly obese that he needs to dragged to the bathroom in a wheelchair
OMG I saw a man at the beach earlier today and he has such a Ritvi Bod.
When a feminine person radiates loyalty, dresses down some days, but still remains beautiful, they give off “Girlfriend bod” energy.
Yah but Samantha had always been a loyal girl, tbh she gives girlfriend bod vibes
Squaddie Term for somebody who is seen as professional and ally asf
See that geezer he’s a rigid bod
The body of a man named Patrick. Not quite fat, but also not quite cut. The perfect in between.
Person 1: Damn you see that baseball boy pitching w/ the fatass?
Person 2: Yeah he kinda has a lil belly but he ain’t fat
Person 1: Duh he’s got the athletic-dad-bod
A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.
Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!