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Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016


Badger Britches

A woman whose ass is extremely fat and lumpy, causing it to bounce and jiggle in an unattractive way, is said to have an ass that looks like two badgers in a sack fighting to get out.

"Look guys, here comes badger britches again."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

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Sugar Badger

Noun.

A "Sugar Badger" describes a handsome male that is extremely athletic and powerful for his size, but who is also disarmingly intelligent and witty. The Sugar Badger's intelligence is not always readily apparent because his visage it that of a hot, sexy, sweaty jock.

The badger is notorious for being tenacious and fearless, but, what few people know is that ordinary badgers become very tender and sweet Sugar Badgers if charmed and treated correctly. They are also very modest and humble and often don't know how special they are.

Women however, should be particularly careful when trying to lure the attentions of a Sugar Badger because the Sugar Badger releases pheromones which are highly addictive to the opposite sex.

Most women cannot resist falling helplessly in love with a Sugar Badger. Unfortunately, few women have the skill necessary to capture the heart of such a creature.

If a Sugar Badger falls in love with a girl, she is the luckiest in the world.

Nathan is such a Sugar Badger. You think he is just a hot athletic guy and then next thing you know-- you realize he is smart and funny and you can't help but ask him to come back to your place.

by Kumalisa April 12, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Badger Panties

Term for a woman who is shy or reserved at first but then becomes a bit different in a sexual situation

Ann was all quiet and reserved at dinner but when we went back to her place, she was all Badger Panties in the bedroom

by Klandethu December 28, 2010

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frosty badger

crusty white dog shit with black bits in it usually found back in the 1970's

A. phew, look at that swirly piece of shit i nearly trod in

B. dude!! that swirly piece of shit is a 70's classic called a frosty badger

A. wow, i never new they existed i'm so excited i wanna eat some of it

by butwart101 May 26, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt badger

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.

"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation

by Cunt Badger May 11, 2006

599๐Ÿ‘ 234๐Ÿ‘Ž


Badger-fucked

The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of intoxication. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any communication skills are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state.

This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously close to the edge. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'.

Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.

Dropping in the Absinthe Bar got things started and Harding's stomping set did the business, so we were pretty monged as we shambled back to the Bulldog sometime after 6am. The bong immediately made an entrance and 45 minutes later I was absolutely badger-fucked.

by Alastair November 12, 2003

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