A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.
Dude, jack has a total baguette.
It is franch breed from the country Paris
Mmmm Baguette
When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit
The act of performing cunnilingus on a rank pussy.
"She was a nasty girl - had a minge that looked like a Bideford baguette , Quimm cheese , baggy ham on a crusty cob with salad dressing dripping out. But I ate her out anyway"
You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.
A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.