Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.
The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!
Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.
Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
A bald person who is very savage and cool but they have no hair 😂😂😂
Bald baconator your so cool even tho you have no hair