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Bald Kurapika

A character from the anime hxh that people under the bisexual (umbrella term) are attracted too. Bald Kurapika is also very brocken🥺🥺🥺🥺

Person 1: “Who is the person in your pfp
Me: “Bald Kurapika*lip bite*”

by Bald.kurapika.ily June 19, 2021


Bald Bull

Bald Bull was the champion of the major circuit in Mike Tyson's Punchout!! which debuted in 1987. Mike Tyson's Punchout!! was in the running Punchout!! series, which included two arcade game ancestors: Punchout!! Arcade (1983), and Super Punchout!! Arcade (1984). Punchout!! Arcade was where Bald Bull first appeared as the third fighter in the game, and held the crown on his bald head as one of the heaviest fighters to appear in that game. Bald Bull bull charged into the 1985 game "Arm Wrestling" as Mask X. After Bald Bull's small cameo in "Arm Wrestling", let's jump forward to 1987. This year Mike Tyson's Punchout!! premiered. Alongside the community-loved game came Bald Bull, who was the Major Circuit champion and the World Circuits third fighter. In 1990, Mike Tyson was removed from the game after losing twice in that year. Later in the 90's came the SNES, and in the system was Super Punchout!! Bald Bull was featured as our Minor Circuit champ, and like MTPO, was a palette swap of Mr. Sandman. Huge time travel to 2009, we jump to the Wii on Punchout!! Wii. Bald Bull is the 3rd contender of the world circuit in punch out Wii, and if your familiar with this version of Punchout, you know every fighter has two versions of themselves. Career mode which is original, and Title Defense mode, which gives each character a special quirk or amps up the difficulty of said fighter. Bald Bull's return in Title Defense features new stylish red boxer shorts.

"Bald Bull is bald."
"No sh** Sherlock, you don't say."

by asphaltfries April 22, 2022


Bald Solid

A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.

Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"

by Littlebear45177 August 29, 2013


bald chef

Our hair-impaired boss who likes to keep an eye on our work.

The bald chef is watching us... AGAIN!

by Dennis Meinen January 9, 2008


bald james

Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!

Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?

Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!

by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018


balding bad

chodie

chodie is balding bad

by frhgdwsv gdert January 4, 2021


Bald by Choice

One who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding, or just wants that unique look. They have shaved their head and keep it that way, maintaining that look.

“A lot of people decide to be Bald by Choice”

“Bald by Choice is perfect for a mug or tee shirt from UD

by yes juanito yes September 1, 2022