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the human mammary glands
boobs, tits, milk makers, you know the fatty sacks your bitch has
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You're fucking a girl with a condom, when you blow your wad in it take it off and smack her with it. Thus pissing her off but giving yourself a very good laugh.
Oh my god i got brittany with a water balloon last night.
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When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.
Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.
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To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".
"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."
John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."
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Sending a balloon in the air with a note or postcard attached with some sort of way to communicate with the sender. When the balloon falls and you find it, you somehow contact the sender to let them know how far it went.
She sent up some Balloon Mail with a postcard of New York on it, and it was found by two days later by someone from Ohio.
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somebody who is disgusting both visually and smellularly
Sarah Palin is a shart balloon
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Man, doesn't Katy Perry have the best big balloons?!
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