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It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings
Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?
Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.
Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...
When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.
Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.
Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.
After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.
A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang
The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.
Or
Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.
A small wood-boring beetle that tunnels under the bark of trees, which die if heavily infested.
Also a term for a female that "bores under the skin" of every male she comes into contact with. Causing the male significant psychological issues to the point of mental break down.
You are dating Katie? She's a bark beetle bro, you'll be admitted to a psych ward!
The moment when a puppy becomes a dog.
Buster went the whole day without eating a cushion... I think he had his Bark Mitzvah!