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1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.
2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!
Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)
"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
Smooth lippies / Slippies / S-lippys.
first coined by the BiG. P (the Pat man) Diddy To discribe head jobs.
Verb: The act of giving oral sex to a male. A female will fold her lips over her teeth to make her mouth more "smooth" This reduces the chance of injury to said male.
Ohh man she would give some wicked slippies.
The girl is on the rag so I can only cop smooth lippies this week.
She needs to suck a dick. Some Smooth lippies would ease her stress
Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.
1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!
-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?
-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"
-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.
-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?
-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.
“Hey Jessica, I stuck a breadstick up my smooth tunnel!”
lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring
This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.
When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.