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A person that considers himself/herself to be master of all semen. Such a person may claim ownership of any semen in sight.
That semen belongs to me, I am Jizz Lord.
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All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.
Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.
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The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.
"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"
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Much, much, much bigger than a Dousche-bag.
Dude? is that Craig coming? He's SUCH a D-Lord!
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a term recognized when star wars fans/internet users combine the words sif(secret internet fatty) and sith lord(jedi knights nemesis)together to describe in their own humor an ugly girl online.
look at the shitty angles of her pictures you cant see below her boobs..must be a sif lord
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A lord of chubbiness. A chubby person whose chubbiness is so epic that they have become a lord of the chub, ergo, a Chub Lord.
(Whilst looking in the mirror) "Oh my God I'm such a Chub Lord!"
A man with the strongest dong
He is the ultimate penis lord.