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To do something for no logical reason.
Paul: I just punched an old lady in the face.
Bob: uhh why?
Paul: for beans
Bob: oh cool
Greg: I DID IT FUH THA BEANS!
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To leave a large pan of cooked beans on the floor in front of an enemy's dorm room door. When he/she opens the door, they accidentally step in the beans. The person who committed the beaning peers around the corner and laughs at the beaned victim.
Baked beans are the beans of choice for the act of beaning, because of the thicker, brown texture of the bean juice, which leaves a lasting odor and/or shoe stain. However, others work almost as well if baked beans are not on hand.
"Dude, what happened to your shoe?"
"Someone beaned me when I was on my way to class."
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A person who is nerdy and/or goony. Or just someone who says something that's really unfunny or makes terrible dad jokes:
'Ben you're such a bean'
'Have you met Brian? He's such a bean'
'He's the beaniest kid you'll ever meet'
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Information on yourself or someone that can be used as blackmail. Most commonly information on cheating on another girl, or hooking up with a hideously looking creature known as roast beef.
DUDE DONT SPILL THE BEANS!!
Man you better not tell him cuz i got beans.
THE BEANS ARE BAKIN!
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To be a bean is basically to be extremely freaking stupid. We all know a bean.
"Hey guys, look at what this bean said! X
"Did he really just say that stupid crap? Dumb beans these days."
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