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Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.
It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
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Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.
As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.
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One who constantly gets in the way of another's happiness; "BUILDING DAMNS" in ones "RIVER OF LIFE"
Charles Gregory is such a beaver
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A person generally found in the north of england found to be cavorting and or generally misbehaving in a sexual nature around or in a woodland area.
Sometimes alone and or with other woodland creatures. Preferably badgers are the common favourite.
"I just saw a beaver giving a hilarious blozzer in the conifers with a big badger. They were having a whale of a time."
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A hairy pussy. Girl with natural and unshaven pubic hair.
That chick I banged last night has a sweet curly beaver!
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Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."
"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
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