beer shit

The Beer Shit is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. Students are particularly vulnerable.

The 'victim' awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. The 'victim' then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. This process is known as the 'Beer Shit'.

It is not unusual for the Beer Shit to be stubborn and to insist that the 'victim' empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. The amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each 'mini-Beer Shit' is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.

However, once a particularly nasty Beer Shit has been despensed with, the 'victim' feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.

Derek's drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty Beer Shit emerging from his rectal passage this morning.

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Heroin Beer

Nickname for beer at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary, AB. Common theories include dirty lines from the kegs in the basement re-fermenting on the way up, and CO2 pressured lines adding a special something to the beer.

I've never been so bloody hammered off 3 beers until I expericenced Heroin Beer.

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The beer effect

The beer effect occurs when you are in a restaurant with someone you don't know that well, and everybody gets like water or diet coke, until you order a beer, and everybody changes their mind and gets beer too :-)

Paul: - "I'll have a diet coke."
Sarah: - "I'll have a glass of water."
Martin: "I'll have a beer."
Paul: - "You know what, i'll have beer too. I don't want the coke.
Sarah: - "I'll have a beer as well"
Martin: "Yeah. Thats the beer effect."

beer fart

n. A raunchy foul smelling rectal gas explosion after consuming beer.

I had a few beers and blasted a big ol' beer fart.

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Beer Braces

When, after consuming copious amounts of alcohol, a girl's fucked up teeth turn into a perfect smile.

Mark: How could you have gotten with Jody last night??
Matt: Dude, two words: Beer Braces

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Nothing but beer

a phrase describing the sound created by a beer pong swish, usually culminating in the person saying said phrase .

Also, a sav's primary answer to the question: "what did you drink last night?"

Kid: "You gotta hit this cup."
Sav: "It's already in, nothing but beer, kid"
Kid: "Left Cup Lance you are dirt nasty at this game."

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Bog Beers

The art of sneaking in your own drinks to a venue to avoid paying their extortionate prices then consuming them in the comfort of a cubicle.

Adam– “Where’s Joseph and Pete?”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”

Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”