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A guy who likes to whip his hair back and forth
For fuck's sake, Ben!
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Probably the sweetest boy you'll ever meet, although only when they are alone. When with friends, Bens' are nice, but very toolish. They love Modest Mouse and the Morning Benders. Bens' have pimples and a large nose, although their stunning personality masks their ugly features. Bens' are known to be attracted to girls with the name Sarah.
Girl One: Look, that boy is staring at you!
Sarah: Ohh I know!!! I heard his name was Ben...
Girl One: no wonder why hes so attracted to you!
Ben ( with friends ) : Hey ladies ;)
Ben ( without friends ) : you have the sweetest eyes :)
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A super duper awesome person that is super cool and awesome and is super cool at school and everyone likes him and he has a lot of friends and everyone is jealus of him tbh.
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Ben is usually a very beautiful man who is very hench, typically being able to lift up to 250kg. He is the type of man to vote brexit, but later deny that.
Person 1: Gosh that person is fit!
Person 2: Yes, I think he is a Ben.
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Ben is someone who commits tax fraud and is also a large n-word
Hey is that ben?
Oh you mean that n**** who is commuting tax fraud
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Has the biggest dick on the planet. All the women flock to his massive cock and can't seem to think of anything else once they come into contact. He can also have sex nonstop until he dies.
Hey, wanna go suck ben's cock?
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He is the most awesome person you'll ever meet! He is funny , annoying and caring. A ben loves to listen to unique music that's sick ! #morningcoffeemusic A ben usually loves mending things and has a passion for riding bikes. If you want to go biking , ben is the best person you'll go with. Although people might think he's annoying , there will always be one person who might like his personality for once . Ben's will always annoy people who don't appreciate for who he is. Ben's will always make silly faces that makes people laugh. #benisawesome #bikesarelife #beawesome!!
Ben: hi maryamm
Maryamm: I'm not in a good mood today at all
Ben: don't worry I'll cheer you up
Maryamm: thanks , but honestly it won't work
Ben does a funny dance and maryamm cheers up.
Ben: see you later maryamm , you look better already!
#iwishihadabeninmylife
Second example :
Ben: hey Roxanne how are you ? Why didn't you cycle today ?
Roxanne: hi Ben it's because my bikes broken
Ben: I'll fix it for you for free, I'm pro at mending bikes.
Roxanne: really you'd do it for me ?
Ben: sure why not , just bring it in tomorrow and I'll have it done for you
Roxanne: why thank you Ben ! You are awesome
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