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Hot Betty

The act of putting human feces into hosiery and assaulting someone with it.

" I thought that guy was mean, so I gave him a hot betty."

" I thought that guy was a tool, so I took off my thigh-high and gave him a hot betty."

by Someoneelse89 February 4, 2010

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Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

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apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger October 2, 2015

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Betty White

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

by Someone who kinda exists October 8, 2021

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Betty White

the cooler way of saying bet.

Person 1 โ€œ wanna take pics tomorrow?โ€

Person 2 โ€œbetโ€

Way cooler person 3 โ€œbetty whiteโ€

by oLdToWnRoAd April 8, 2019

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betty swalls

testicular perspiration

After your intense workout remember to wash your betty swalls so you don't get a rash.

by boorad4 September 5, 2010

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Fun Betty

A woman who dyes her pubic hair hot pink.

The Princess would quite often dye her neatly trimmed landing strip hot pink thereby earning her the nickname, Fun Betty.

"Hey, Princess........is your Betty ready?"

by The Princess March 16, 2007

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