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regulus black

a hot slytherin with daddy issues who almost saved the wizarding world

regulus black is the real slytherin hero

by regulusb January 11, 2021

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black friday

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.

guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.

by 1-800retards united November 27, 2013

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Black fragility

Displays of Black fragility are but not limited to 1. having a hard time dealing with the truth behind most Black stereotypes.

2. Distorted sense of reality.

3. The delusion of Black “supremacy”.

4. Calling foul(racism) when things don’t go their way.

5. Not contributing to a project/s but expecting equal stakes, reminds me of the story of ‘The Little Red Hen’.

6. Easily triggered when faced with facts, or called out on their ways …

7. Wanting to be held to “lower”standards

8. Holding themselves & other groups of people to double standards.

Examples of Black fragily & the distorted sense of reality:

“Black men are kings/ Black women are queens”
“Black people can’t be racist.”

Examples of Black fragility & the double standards:
‘Causing harm, using derogatory terms to address people but having a hard time being on the receiving end.’

by Lolasrythereufknbrusselsprout January 4, 2022

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Black heart

A black heart means she doesn’t love you anymore and wants you to leave her alone forever and never speak to her again.

Male: Hey I love you ❤️
Female: I love you too 🖤 (black heart means she doesn’t)

by TheSpokenTruths December 29, 2022

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lewis black

one of the greatest comedians of all time. Can be seen regularly on the daily show with jon stewart

lewis black on minnesota winters
" This winter wouldn't have been that bad if you were a fucking moose, if you had fur on your nuts it was a fucking festivle"

by matt dold January 8, 2004

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lewis black

The best fucking comidian on the planet he rules. I have 2 of his cds and he has neck flab which is cool for him hes the most awsome person not to be hot ohh his Health club is IHOP

"If I had that kind of money I would buy a personal ball washer now I can tell some of you pulling away from me and that hurts me because I came a long way just to share my dream with you

by Kelly May 31, 2004

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The black pill

The black pill = hopelessness

When you take the black pill, you realize that nothing is going to get better. All you can do is lie down and rot in solitude.

by RIP777 March 27, 2019

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