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Blake is a boy with an acorn shaped head that cant get any pootang so he is a perv
"Ew, you're being such a Blake!"
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A complete douche bag that will use you for sex, and only sex. He'll tell you he "loves you" and what not, make-out here and there; only to do this to get in your pants.
Don't trust a Blake.
Girl: -calls bf- BLAKE!!!!
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
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The name of somebody who everybody on urban dictionary calls a boy and simps for.
Hi! I'm Blake the FEMALE lesbian who is also bigender and everybody simps for my dead name too.
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Blake is cautious with her heart and doesn't settle for people when it comes to her relationships. She is authentic, fun and charismatic. She is so gorgeous that even that word in itself is an understatement. Everything about her makes you want to be better and do better. She can make you laugh so hard it hurts and can keep you entertained with simple conversation for hours because she is just that amazing. She is beautiful inside and out. She loves so hard you can feel it. Her personality radiates affection. Anyone in the world should feel privileged to know her and anyone who is in a relationship is simply "lucky" because a person this amazing is a rare find. If you are fortunate to have a Blake in your life --or even better-- in a relationship with her, then hold her close and never let her go. Never hurt her and always strive to deliver your best self for her. You'll never find anyone as magical as her again. Blake is a unicorn.
Today was the worst day ever, until Blake showed up.
You think you're sexy? Wait until you meet Blake!!
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A person that doesn’t understand anything , an fboy , takes hours to reply while his snap score is going up and ignore people that care about him.
Person one:”boyfriend isn’t answering me”
Person two:”i know, he’s being such a Blake”
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A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.
Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
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