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When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.
I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
When a woman has Columbian cocain on her asshole and farts, creating a blizzard
I was about to snort snow off the strippers ass, instead she farted and gave me a Columbian blizzard
A blizzard slap is when a man takes his spent condom off and ties the end of it like a balloon. He then precedes to slap his partner in the face with it until the semen breaks out like a blizzard on her face.
After railing his girlfriend Peter North blizzard slapped her till she cried.
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an ugly person
a "cold" blizzard is a very, very, unattractive person
That girl is a blizzard. She is ugly!!.
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When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
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sex obtained during the high snow accumulation particularly in the mid-western and northwestern regions and once in Atlanta, GA. Blizzard Booty also results in babies born in September and October.
There was a lot of blizzard booty going on during the Polar Vortex of 2014
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