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Schlouga de Bloom

The act of having coffee in the morning.

Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”

by MF2020 November 01, 2020


Riley bloom

A girl who likes to get her hair pulled

“Dayum..I was with that hot girl last night and we were getting it on, I did the Riley Bloom move and she was super into it!”

by Rumboy222 March 20, 2019


Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020


Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.

Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong

by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017


Blooming

blo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022


Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.

William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.

by The REAL Artist January 05, 2023


Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

"Aw fuck dude... dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 05, 2024