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Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.
Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.
When you are engaged by an intellectually stimulating lecture/address/speech, or even just an enthralling conversation, and the speaker approaches addressing a topic of great importance to you, but then they abruptly change course and trend into new areas of discussion, leaving you with an overwhelming feeling of frustration and angst.
President Obama: one of the great challenges of our generation is to find an answer to the question about whether Han Solo or Greedo was the first to shoot...
Cletus: OMG, yes, yes, please, oh god, keep going, yes, yes, YES! ...
President Obama: that being said, we must engage in more constructive discourse about important clauses of the Trans-Pacific Partnership, particularly how it will help combat the illegal logging industry.
Cletus: wait, what? Intellectual blue balls...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This occurs when you are promised food and you start to crave it a lot but then your mom/person does not get you the food and you have a feeling of past excitement
My sister said she was getting me a shake from Arby's but when she came home empty handed I got food blue balls
The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.
"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."
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When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road
(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)
Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?
MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!
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the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!
in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically
NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him
(guy) gets hard
(girl) stops
(guy) blue balls comes into effect
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The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.
Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.
Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.
I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
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