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Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.
“Did you see the Bogan Crop Circle on Neil’s lawn? Looks like he sold the piece of shit."
Someone who, is of the upper class bogan, instead of wearing the classic poor fitting, black band tshirts, they explore the alternative white tshirt whilst listening to the rock and working on cars
Hes not just a bogan, hes a white collar bogan
A Australian Launguage Spoken By 99% Of Aussies Mostly Used To Be A Asshole Or To Get Through To Someone With A Thick Head
oi look at those bloody bogan's
A slang Austrlian word for a hilbilly with a mullet living off durries and centrelink
did the bogan get his centrelink payment and durries today? if not lock the doors.
australian slang for a hillbilly with a mullet that lives off durries and centrelink payments.
remember, the bogan down the street just got let off probation so lock up the house.