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Literally the dogs testicles. In British slang, bollocks, means "testicles", however, when it is applied in this context its usual and derivative meaning is "the best", or "the greatest", or "superb"
interchangeable with the expression "the mutts nuts"
usually is applied in a similar fashion to: "That jacket is the dogs bollocks as far as I'm concerned"
or "when are you having the dogs bollocks lopped off"?
A Television chef might stir the pan, taste the contents, and then look into camera while saying,
"You know, these Korean meatballs REALLY ARE the dogs bollocks"
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An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!
Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging
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the appearance of the testicles after anal sex when any 'bum gravy' (a bit like fanny batter but brown in colour and from the anus) residue has been allowed to dry, thus making it look like you have just dipped your sweaty bollocks in the Bisto.
Eee and Col were having a threesome again and lucky Col got the chance to 'smash her backdoors in'. After some frantic thrusting he eventually finished and withdrew only to find his privates covered in bum gravy. Too tired to wipe his knob he fell asleep and allowed the bum gravy to dry. When he and Eee eventually woke up Eee remarked 'love the look of the Bisto bollocks mate'.
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Simple minded man with large genitals.
Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?
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Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"
Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock
a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong
(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'
When someone is completely blind to a situation.
Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!