boobs

God's greatest gift

Man: Oh thank God for boobs.

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boobs

What most girls call their breasts.

And of course he was staring at my boobs!

Don't bump into me, my boobs are aching today.

I don't know if I should show off my boobs at this event or not.

Is that a boy or a girl? I don't see any boobs..

I don't like those breast pumps, they hurt my boobs. I'd rather just breast-feed even when it's inconvenient.

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boob it

When entering a musical venue that doesn't allow cameras, you stuff the camera into your bra. If you go through a metal detector you say its the wire in your bra. Also its too personal for anyone to search there.

For men there is also crotch it.

Person 1: Damn, no cameras, what should I do?
Person 2: I'll just boob it, no worries.

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boobs

Instant and pure win.

Those boobs are pure win.

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boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

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boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

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Boob

The universal answer to all questions.

"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"

"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."

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