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Derogatory term for vehicle drivers, whose cognitive functions have been impaired by the act of driving.
Long term dependency on their car has caused their brain to atrophy to such an extent that they barely recognize pedestrians as human. The car brain will speed in parking lots where they share right-of-way with pedestrians, will block the entirety of a crosswalk while waiting for the green light, overtake bikes without giving enough room, splash pedestrians with water by hitting puddles at full speed, et cetera
Look at that, some car brain parked in the bike lane. Sure would be a shame if someone keyed them.
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See: Butt-bread
How could you be such a Butt-bread Bush?
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When you're drunk and can't think straight.
Dude, I just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.
The way your head feels after a long night of drinking and/or doing drugs.
"Billy, do you wanna go outside and play?"
"Hell no, I've got gravy brain right now..."
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A person with the ability to insert thoughts or ideas into another's head that does not cause immediate, but rather long term lingering mental anguish, usually having comedic value.
Walk up to someone. Look at them thoughtfully for a moment. Sing, "I've got a golden ticket." Walk away. BAM, you're a brain ninja.
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J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*
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A brain that belongs to a tard. A tard brain rarely functions and on the occasion that it does function, it's gonna make a blunder. All members of tard fam have this type of brain and the tard brain was most likely first discovered in their family too. Norman "Nick" is the oldest one out of the bunch so you can bet that he was the first one with it but then it spread to York and Mike Carlson among others. For some unknown reason, it seems like York got the runt of the litter here because his brain is wayyy worse than the other two.
*York at Noah's house for dinner and Noah's mom made enchiladas*
Noah's mom: Hey York, how are the enchiladas, are they just like your mom makes them?
York: Yea, my parents are good but they've been busy with the motel and stuff like that
Noah's mom probably wondering: What the hell is this nigga on?
Noah wondering: I knew this dude was retarded but I didn't know his tard brain was this stupid.