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The single greatest president in U.S. history.
In just the first 2 years of his term, he:
Pulled us out of Afghanistan
Handed out over 1000$ in free money to everybody.
Ended Roe V. Wade
Has not gotten the U.S. in a single war
Ended Covid
BTFO’d liberal colleges by canceling student loans
Reunited America by declaring all haters domestic terrorists
The Pope: Brandon, have you completed your mission?
Brandon: Yes, your holiness, they still think I’m senile. Next, this debt jubilee will crush the Protestant work ethic.
A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"
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Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
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He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart
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Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol
“Aye did brandon come today” others” nah he’s playing fortnite at home”
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Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.
Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!
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More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.
Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!
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