A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
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A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"
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Brandon is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He's very romantic and not frigid at all. He loves his girl loads and is the best boyfriend in the world
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He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart
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Brandon is a kid who is the best at fortnite, but never goes to school, Brandon is a retarted and funny friend, but he never goes to school lol
βAye did brandon come todayβ othersβ nah heβs playing fortnite at homeβ
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Brandon is the best friend you could ever have. The best thing about him is that he will always be shorter than you. And you can always make fun of him for it.
Friend: Brandon you're so SHORT
Brandon: Ssstoooopp! You always say that! I hate it!
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More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.
Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!
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