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one who collets scrotum sacks and hangs them in a decorative manor
i joined the bock pizza club
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An American mixed martial artist with the UFC as well as a inactive professional and former amateur wrestler. He is well known for his professional wrestling career in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).
Before gaining prominence in WWE, Lesnar was an accomplished amateur wrestler, and won the 2000 NCAA wrestling championship. In WWE, Lesnar was the 2002 King of the Ring, and won the 2003 Royal Rumble. He is also a three-time WWE Champion, and is the second youngest WWE Champion in history.
After leaving WWE in 2004, Lesnar pursued a career in the NFL. He played for the Minnesota Vikings, before being cut from the team for no-showing at practices due to injuries.
Lesnar returned to professional wrestling at the end of 2005, and joined New Japan Pro Wrestling, where he won the IWGP Heavyweight Championship in his first wrestling match since leaving the WWE. He was stripped of the title in July 2005, although he held the physical belt until June 2007.
Lesnar started a career in Mixed Martial Arts, and had his first match, in June 2007. He has since signed with Ultimate Fighting Championship and faught Frank Mir, losing via kneebar. He then faught Heath Herring and beat him via decision. Brock Lesnar is about 6'2'' and 265lbs. Pure muscle. He is a beast.
Brock Lesnar will rip ur f'in head off.
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Rather large man who tends to masturbate compulsivly, while his dog licks his feet.
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hey, thats brock......colby! such an amazing, wonderful, talented, nice person to know!
i wish i was brock......colby, theyre so amazing! #wap🥺🍷
When you have a bunch of leftover food scraps insufficient for a real recipe, but somehow make something delicious in spite of it. Refers to Brock’s, from the Pokémon anime, ability to manufacture amazing food from whatever meager inventory Ash and the gang had on their trips through the show.
“All I have left in the fridge is some broccoli and sriracha… and a can of chickpeas and a bag of rice in the pantry”
“Don’t worry homie. If you give me some spices I can whip up a Brock meal in a jiffy”
The name given to boys with small dicks who think they are top shit, usually described as an eshay.
person 1: “What do you think of that Brock Redden kid?”
Person 2: “A fully fucking eshay cunt”
A brown haired kid who is annoying
Cocky and goes to bmms
We are done Brock Young