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A broken snorkel is when you pop two nuts in a chicks mouth while you ejaculate into her nostrils thus giving the effect of a broken snorkel.
No dude, you'd have to have a really small penis to give that cum rag a broken snorkel it just wouldn't work...
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While having sex with a southern country girl often lube was not available on the farm. Forced insertion was necessary which often led to the bending of the penis or the "Broken Bullfrog".
"Ouch!" he says.
"What happened?" she asked.
"You gave me a Broken Bullfrog!"
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An angel who hasn't found themselves,
Has no meaning to life,
Broken, torn, shattered.
Donna is a Broken Angel cause she hasn't discovered her meaning in life.
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Broken Iris is an amazing underground band, which can be found on Purevolume.com. They have two songs which are really good and melodic.
A New Hope by Broken Iris
"To your grave I spoke,
Holding a red red rose,
A gust of freezing cold air,
whispers to me that you are gone..."
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When someone sends a really long message and it comes through in two parts but sometimes there can be a misunderstanding with the second part and the first part is repeated. On Sony Ericsson's, a little symbol comes up with an envelope broken in two. Hence the name, broken message.
First part of text message: So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really anno...
Second part of text message: anno...So yeh im writing a really long message and i really hope that this doesnt come through as a broken message cause that is really
Reply: Ummm, you just sent me a broken message
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Is when you fall for someone so hard and think they are going to catch you, but instead you hit the ground. and get back up so you can just see who is willing to catch you.
A little girl riding her bike for the first time. She falls and wants her daddy to catch her but instead she falls, gets a scratch and gets back up and trys again. Maybe not at first but she does try again knowing she might fall. When you get a broken heart you try again.
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when a girl leeds u on to thinking she loves u and then she just turns around and fucks with ur mind
girl:i love u
me:i love u to
(go to kiss and girl puls away)
me:wat was that for
girl:...... "giggles"
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