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The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?
Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
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An idiot who raped somebody and could not survive a helicopter crash
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear Kobe Bryant died?
Guy 2: Thank god.
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The poor husbands and boyfriends that have to follow thier wives/gfs around the mall, hauling endless amounts of bags, sometimes aided by a stroller.
Friend: Yo, B, wanna hit the links today?
LBC: Nah Brah, wifey-poo says panties are on sale 5 for $25, so I'm stuck being a Lane Bryant Caddy today.
Friend: Thas Crazy!
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We will have a giant party about Kobe Bryant Day and how he helped us all through tough times.
The perfect couple.
Never been a better duo.
Those two are perfect together.
Who?
Bryant and Jade.
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totally not a remake so yeah this person fakes being gay only to be gay
The effect Kobe Bryant has on other players.
Aka his stare down and his ability to make buckets you thought he would miss.
"Oh we got this game won were sending home the lakers!"
"Dude dont forget the Kobe Bryant factor"