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A drinking town with a sports problem.
Wide Right. No Goal. Buffalo, ny sports teams.
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Squatting down and simultaneously receiving the nose of an unsuspecting victim into your asshole, while stuffing your testicles into that same victims mouth.
"I got too drunk at the football game and crashed early. When I woke up, my mouth was salty and filled with pubic hair, and my nose smelled like ass. I saw the pictures later and realized that I was Buffalo Bill'd by my roommate."
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single handedly the coolest football team in the NFL. Lost 4 straight Super Bowls in the 1990's. But the more important thing is that they MADE IT to 4 straight Super Bowls....and people still say that they sucked. Lets see the Dolphins or Patriots make it to 4 straight.
Oh yeah, they had OJ Simpson playing for them as their star player too!
JP Losman in 2005 all the way!
The Buffalo Bills are the only team in NFL history to make it to 4 straight Super Bowls.
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One of the most reputable Public Universities in the country that continues to rapidly rise in the rankings. The school is the PERFECT mix between an academically-serious/rigid school and a party school. Very good school for Engineering, Business, Architecture, Sciences and many others things.
It's one of the most affordable Universities in the country and the school is not located in the middle of nowhere like many other SUNY's so you rarely get bored. It's also very diverse and has the highest student-satisfaction of any of the main 4 SUNY University centers. The school bus service is amazing in the daytime but crappy in the evenings and night.
There is three campuses. North/Main Campus is located in the suburbs and is mostly made up of unappealing brick buildings but this is where the majority of the activity is. The South Campus is mostly beautiful historic buildings BUT tasteless tin trailers and handful of fugly 60's soviet-style bldgs ruin the ambience of it. Oh, and there's the Downtown Medical campus that few have actually been to. Thankfully, the UB2020 plan aims to restore beauty to all of the campuses.
CONS:
- In a region with crappy weather
- Many of the older academic buildings don't have cell-phone/data reception.
- Crappy parking for commuters (especially on North Campus).
- Food in Dining Halls is overpriced.
- Crappy internet reception at night in the Ellicott Dorms-{the main dorms}.
Bob- I'm going to _________ College for $45k a year+room and board.
Tom- I'm going to University at Buffalo for $7k a year and then living off campus for dirt cheap.
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Awesome hi top platform sneakers that reached their height of popularity in Germany and Switzerland in the late 1990's. Most popular among teenage girls, but were widely worn by people of all ages and straight guys.
Did you seen that gallery of Next Door Nikki wearing the red Buffalo Boots? That was hot!
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Resort town located about a hour outside of Chicago. Has great beaches an a nice Indian casino. Also home to a lot of townies that never made it out.
Ah man! The beach in New Buffalo was great after I lost $500 at the casino!
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To read this daily from Buffalo, New York, is to engage in a masochism not seen since the onset of self-flagellation.
Without question one of the worst newspapers to emerge in this country ever. Nobody ever thought it was possible to have so many pages with nothing pertinent or interesting to say. They are so typically one-sided in regard to political issues that they think nothing of endorsing a candidate without even a reasonable argument as to why.
The worst part of this rag is the "My View" column. They devoted a large space in the Opinions section to musings by the local yokels about their childhood memories of Grandma's potato salad, summer days spent in the basement with the lights off, or weekends at Uncle Wally's when he would slither into bed with cousin Mikey. However, those who have something relevant to say are relegated to a small paragraph in another area, so they can maintain space for this crap and all the former editors/employees who for some reason never go away.
They are further proof that a one-paper town is a lot like a child listening in on an adult conversation. They're only going to let you hear what they want you to hear.
The Buffalo News has to be absorbant for the amount of shit that lands on it's pages.
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